finish the story

An Idea from an old forum
it would go like this:
Poster1:Once upon a time...
Poster2:there was a flying monkey... (It was much more random than that there)
and so on.
If anyone will do it:
once upon a time...

a monkey was playing games and eating bannanas with his friends...

But one day a zebra named Owen took his friends away.

and the monkey took a bannana and started a quest of revenge and to rescue his friends from owen..

where he met a magical...

a magical lion with peas for a beard came to talk to him

who talked about magic and a purple hen

The lion said, "If you wish to see your friends again you must eat your own right hand."

A thought that made the monkey rethink his quest

and that night he went to sleep at the guest room where the magician stayed

But he heard loud banging all night...

and found a dark magician jaguar outside the window telling him to come here..

But the mokey was nervous because...

he didnt eat a banana in the last 24 hours

because he had herpes and didn't want to infect the jaguar so he put on some cream and ...

But the jaguar pulled out a bannana...

and the monkey came out

Of the closet to the jaguar. The jaguar was understanding.

because he was the same way...

Then suddenly kesha lifted up her arm pit and the smell of salty butt hole made the monkey and jaguar unconscious but in the bushes with a gas mask was ...

Owen!

and owen starting laughing at both of his fallen enimes that were uncouncious, taking them to a prison

Owen had a change of heart... and also decided to come out of the closet to the monkey and jaguar.

upon awakening. the monkey found himself in the jaguars body. and the jaguar vice versa.

and the his heart changed again and still sent them on thier way to prison on a stick, being carried on a stick while unconcius